Hey HBO, maybe if you think about baseball you won't finish so early next time

Half of the cast of Entourage. Why half? Because you only gave me half a show last night. Let’s hug THAT out bitches.

What’s up with Entourage lately? The show rocks, but last night it was only 20 minutes long! With Six Feet Under going six feet under next week (and also scaring the bejesus out of me lately...well done!), they should really make Entourage an hour long show. The way its heading, it’s soon going to be reduced to a 2 minute long snippet of Vince and Mandy Moore river dancing in front of Martin Scorsese’s house, while Ari and Eric sumo wrestle in a vat of pizza sauce from Queens.

…and it will still win 12 Emmys, and I will still watch it religiously on my TiVo. And don't lie, so will you. But only one of us will be watching because they love river dancing. Think about it.